Unauthorized Mascot Dept

BOOTLEG

Close enough.
$BOOTLEG  /  ROBINHOOD CHAIN 4663

He shows up at seven. He waves at everyone going in. Nobody there has ever heard of him, and nobody can make him leave, because you cannot fire a man you never hired.

FOLLOW ON X CHART / NOT DEPLOYED YET
The bootleg mascot waving out front
The notice on the door

THEY PUT IT IN WRITING

Somebody inside taped this to the glass. He read it, folded it, and wore it. It is the closest thing to a badge he has ever been given.

NOTICE

  • 01 This individual is not an employee of the company.
  • 02 This individual has no license to the costume worn.
  • 03 The name tag reading OFFICIAL was not issued here.
  • 04 Do not photograph him. Do not encourage him.
  • 05 He is to be removed from the entrance immediately.
SIGNED / MANAGEMENT
STILL WAVING
Personnel file

EMPLOYMENT RECORD

PositionMascot, self appointed
Start dateA Tuesday. Nobody wrote it down
SupervisorNone assigned
BadgeIssued by himself, laminated at a print shop
SalaryWaves received per morning
Termination statusNot possible. Never employed
His only real skill

HE MAKES THINGS OFFICIAL

Hand him anything and he will approve it on the spot. He has no authority to do this. He has never let that stop him.

SUBMITTED FOR APPROVAL
OFFICIAL
Approved by an unauthorized mascot so far: …
Contract

NOTHING IS LIVE YET

Every contract address you see right now is fake
0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (not deployed)

When $BOOTLEG deploys on Robinhood Chain, the address will be posted from the official account and pinned there. It will appear on this page at the same time. Anything posted anywhere else, by anyone else, is someone taking your money. He may be a fraud about his job, but he is honest about this one.